Flamingo Land Guide

Welcome to a different kind of theme park guide! Join Kumali and friends on a journey into the world of Flamingo Land Theme Park & Zoo!

Something made evilcod all wet!

New for 2007: Mud Land!

A site that always gets updated? Surely not!

"I aint scared of no train!"

"Look at maaa gallery or I'll eat y'all"

Your chance to win a signed photo!

Elephant arse licking, Rita riding, telescope humping and a Gillian orgasm!

The wheels on the train go round and round, round and round, round and round!

Flamingo Land Theme Park & Zoo: Wild Animals, Wilder Sex!

What do you get when you cross a theme park and a quarry? Gordon Gibb's idea of theming!

What do you think to the new Flamingo Land Guide?

Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack! Old Mcdonald had a poo! Eee I Eee I Ooooh!

What? Kumali is gay? Well I never!

What do you do when they say sorry the park is closed? You break into the campsite of course!

My fingers are cold, my nipples are hard, Flamingo Land is a construction yard!