Kumali wanted to be a bird of prey for the day!

Unfortunately people walked straight by without wanting to hold him! He cried for hours afterwards!

Lots of rules at Lightwater Valley! The best being "No Pregnancies" to help cure the population crisis!

"This Lightwater Valley inflatable hammer could be fun!"

"I'm not scared, I don't care, I have lots of pubic hair!

Kumali plans to demolish the park...

...starting with this sandpit!