Kumali is out to prove that the world isn't flat!

"What do you mean, I'm too small? I'll eat you bitch!"

Kumali starts rehersals for his leading role in The Lion King 4: Revenge Of The Death Of Simbas Dad!

On lonely nights, Kumali likes to pretend his favourite rock is Mrs Kumali!

This gorilla's nipples are really hard!

Kumali meets Fang, Tang and the musical van!

Kumali had an ununusual upbringing!

Flamingo Land's 'free blow job from a clown' promotion wasn't a great success!

Apparently evilcod's shit in bed, so Kumali tries winning himself a girlfriend!

He failed, so went for the desperate looking soft toy instead!

Dance dance Kumali!!

Chavs beware!

Nobody will suspect the soft toy!!

Kumali finds his way to the bar!

A few sips of beer is way too much to handle!

Kumali caught masterbating over the Professor Bubbles dancers!

Kumali rides Kumali!

Kumali finds love at last!

Unfortunatly her upkeep is expensive!

Kumali notices that Lee and evilcod are getting frustrated in the traffic!

So to lighten the mood, he shows them his pubes!

Time to go home! When is the train due?

Look at all those space ships!

Kumali, you're past the yellow line!!! You're gonna get yourself killed!